Internal Monologue from a Busy Call Day...

We pick up our heroine's story partway through her day....

She's already taken several mindless calls for people who just don't get it, and has taken a leisurely lunch only to return to the madness of back-to-back calls.  Remember, these comments are only being made within her head, none of this was ever said aloud.

Let's listen in...

<call>
"Oh fer cryin' out loud, woman! All ya had to do is turn your cable box on!!"
</call>

>call<
"I said ADDRESS bar!!"
>/call<

<call>
"Do you people EVER write down your damn wireless passwords?!? I mean, you'd think you would JUST in case you needed it again!!"
</call>

>call<
"Yes, ma'am, that's right... We here at ************* absolutely hate Nooks and tablets of all kinds and discriminate to the point that we will not allow them to connect to our wireless internet."

"I TOLD you to write down the freakin' password, you idiot... NOW we have to go through 10 times more trouble just to get you BACK to the damn password so you can connect your precious Nook!!"
>/call<

<call>
"Yes, sir, I completely understand, sir... yes, yes... you're an asshole... Of COURSE the CEO of ************ should be BOTHERED with this because I'm sure he has a TON of time he spends just sitting around doing nothing. After all he does run a major company and all, surely there is nothing for him to do but listen to you whine."
</call>

>call<
"...you discombobulated... your... black box...? AND your router??"
>/call<

<call>
"Duuuuude.... you prolly shouldn't call me when yer hiiiiigh....."
</call>

>call<
"Oh, wait... you're handicapped?!?! Oh!I wasn't aware of that.. let me bend over backwards to kiss your ass because you can't get off the couch or have the girl who called me who was unable to verify the account, unplug the power to your cable box... I'm sorry... next time I'll peer through my magic crystal ball and SEE that you're handicapped ahead of time so I can do everything for you!!"
>/call<

<call>
"My husband called, like, an hour agoooo.... but I'm gonna call now 'cause it's not working again... and, like, I'm stupid about this stuff'n'junk?? But, like, he's too busy watching Netflix to bother calling back... and stuff..."
</call>

...and as the moon rises and the dialtone fades into the sunset... our heroine has only one thing on her mind...

"DAMN, I'm hungry!!"

Thanks for reading, folks!!

*please bear in mind that these were only a handful of carefully selected calls from only half of a 10 hour day at work... these only represent SOME of the idiots that call in on a daily basis!